Reasons Why A Dog Is Better Than A Man
Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public
Dogs miss you when you're gone
You never wonder whether you dog is good enough for you
Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong
Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with
Dogs don't criticize your friends
Dogs admit it when they're jealous
Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out
Dogs don't play games with you - except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw)
Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together
Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence
You can train a dog
Dogs are easy to buy for
Dogs are good with kids
Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies
You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams
Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous
The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas
Dogs understand what no means
Dogs don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization
Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside
Dogs don't read at the table
Dogs think you're a culinary genius
You can force a dog to take a bath
Dogs don't correct you stories
Middle aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner
Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving
Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake
Dogs admit it when they're lost
Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff
Dogs look at your eyes
Dogs like your size
Dogs don't care if whether you shave your legs
Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more that they do
Dogs are nice to your relatives
Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them
Dogs don't care how you dress
Dogs mean it when they kiss you
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